I Was Only Kidding
(Oviedo)
I came to Abraham
But also to Muhammad
I was the blond Jew
The strange looking elephant
The Goddess, the Buddha
The deity you called your own
Many books were written
And thus religion was born
Pre-Chorus:
Did I say I was the only way?
The path to Salvation?
Your key to heaven?
Your god one and all?
Chorus:
(Well I was)
Only kidding, it was all a joke
I made religions and beliefs
To prove my point about the race
Human or rat, it’s all the same
Wars were fought in my name
But what name was it (Hmmmm…)
Holy wars fought over the same God
With a different hair do and rags
***Pre-Chorus***
***Chorus***
Bridge:
I wrote beliefs
And spread them thin
My experiment worked
My expectations crushed
I saw the light
Within the darkness
The path man created
With crosses and bloody skulls
***Solo***
***Pre-Chorus***
***Chorus (2X)***
***Outro***
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Preacher (Sadistic Fuck)
(Oviedo)
The radio is on the Christian station
The preachers says beware some
people
Will drown
The people charged with wrongdoing
But in a planet mostly made of water
Isn’t that an everyday fact
If a guy predicts the future
He is a psycho, a nut job
But if he says “Praise the Lord”
He is a preacher, a man of god
Chorus:
Preacher
The Sadist Fuck
That gets off on
Predicting the car crash
So he go to the corner
And watch the victims
Burn to the ground
Or do you write about
Something obscure
And claim its prediction
When something similar happens
Cuz you know
It’s bound to rain one day
Reading through expired
Paper clippings
News of cults spark every time
The millenniums coming to a close
Predictions of a heavenly train
Coming to take the righteous
Comes and goes
And they explain everyday misfortunes
With God’s wrath that kills the ones
That refuse to join the cult
***Chorus***
Bridge:
Taking phrases,
Words in songs
Out of context,
Proving man's
Wrong doing
Hmm,
Isn’t that...
What the preacher does
With the Bible?
***Solo***
***Chorus***
Civilization, past and present
Have realized they are mere mortals
And have devised beliefs of the afterlife
Some beliefs come to pass
And yet some are still with us today
Cuz mortals in the advent of self-
realization
Still need a daddy to tuck
them in at night
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Left-Wing Blues
(Coke Snorting Mutha Fuckers)
(Oviedo)
Woke up this mo’nin’
Picked up the paper
Another pastor
Preaching Bullshit!
When are the Men of God
Gonna cut the crap
Well it seems I’m one of few
With brain cells left
I’ve got the Left-Wing Blues
Man I’ve got it bad
Said I woke up this mo’nin’
With one thought in mind
The powerful man
Bring the weak down
Collect their money
And tell ‘em to take a hike
1950’s type laws being passed
Telling us morality is gold
Coke snorting Mutha Fuckers
How they’re fucking shit up
Chorus:
Coke snorting Mutha Fuckers
I hope you fucking die
You control the state, the church
Yet your head’s still up your ass
Coke snorting Mutha Fuckers
Only got one life
And you’re wasting everyone’s time
With religion bullshit you don’t believe
***Solo***
Turned the TV on
Said turned the TV on
The news says they caught
The bad guy, the ugly S.O.B.
A bastard from some other country
Some guinea pig, the real fall guy
Someone to take the blame
The shit that the
Coke snorting Mutha Fuckers
Should be buried alive for
***Chorus***
Coke snorting Mutha Fuckers
I hope you fucking die
You control the state, the church
Yet your head’s still up your fucking
ass!
Coke snorting Mutha Fuckers
Only got one life
And you’re wasting everyone’s time
With religion bullshit you don’t believe
***Solo***
Outro: (with solo)
(Spoken):
Ma’ lyrics speak to
All time periods and
Just like the bible
It just takes a nut job
To use them to condemn
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The Khristian Anti-Khrist
(Oviedo)
Born out of a
Righteous Khristian family
Taught the Khrist Rules
The regulation of bible law
His father a pastor
His mother a role-model wife
He saw his mother beaten
For violating Khrist’s Laws
Pre-Chorus:
And so he learns well
He learns that the man
That rapes him at night
Is not Dad
Chorus:
You see him on tv
You read his speeches
In the paper
You see all that he
Wants you to see
He gets mocked
And beaten in school
So his Dad tells him
They are evil
You must rise up and kill ‘em!
Pre-Chorus 2:
Loosing opportunities
To Pagans and Agnostics
Being put down by the
Atheist at work and school
***Chorus***
Bridge:
A man-child without
An individual mind
Can grow to be a mere bum
Or a man-made machine
Grown to convert
And breed people
Like him
***Solo***
And so he goes to college
And his beliefs grow
Gets taught by the best
And learns first hand control
Pre-Chorus 3:
And so his hatred
For the Non-Khristians
Drove him to become
The man people later
Called the Khrist
***Chorus***
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The Spanish Bluz
(Oviedo)
Taking the bus cuz
I’m going ta work
Said I’m sitting in traffic
Cuz I ‘m gonna go to work
Gotta pay the bills
Contribute to the economy
So my taxes can help
All those in need
Pre-chorus:
Ain’t got time
To be dicking around
Pretending to know
Weather I’, going
To heaven or hell
Said I ain’t got the time
To be dicking around
Pretending to know
Weather I’, going
To heaven or hell
Chorus:
Time’s too precious to waste
And I don’t give a shit
If I die today or tomorrow
Just as long as I know
I enjoyed my time here
Not spending it regretting
What I did, who I fucked
Pretending to know what’s
Beyond here
I’m stressing and drinking
Smoking some weed to relax
Said I’m freaking and fucking
Trying to make end meet
I work and work but it never adds up
I need some rest
I need a fucking break
Before I fucking break down
(fucking break down)
***Pre-Chorus***
***Chorus***
Bridge:
You work to live
To be able to have
A good life
Ta take care of
The wife and kids
But that ain’t living
Someone give me a gun!
***Solo***
Living, pretending to be
Buying happiness and
Finding it on the bottom of Mista’
Daniels
Living & loving takes on another
meaning
When you struggle to stay alive
When a Joy Famine strikes you
And all you can do is be numb
Or fucking take your life
***Chorus (4X) w/solo***
***Solo/Outro***
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Musician’s Blues
(Oviedo)
Turn the pages of
Your local gossip paper
You’ll find a musician
In trouble for performing a song,
Lyrics being analyzed cuz some of a
Kid’s suicide, some Emo punk
A being without an appreciation for life
Maybe he’s better off dead
And maybe his momma
Should of given him reason
To live
Chorus:
Cuz you know baby
Life’s too short to waste
The using music
As a scapegoat for the
Downfall of man
It’s just avoiding the fact
That not all humans
Were meant to live
Walking down the street
Looking at human beings
One can easily see the light
The knowledge that anyone can die
Without a seconds notice,
Without a proper good-bye
It’s just the normal process of life
And not a simple call from Satan
To signal our depart
That takes us to another life
***Chorus***
**Solo***
I remember when people
Were smart
And didn’t need an Anti-Khrist
For spiritual guidance
Or then again, hasn’t there
Always been idiots that heard songs
For an almighty advise
And even bigger idiots
Who have judged them?
Then again it’s true that
If your child can’t tell
Fact from fiction
Maybe he needs a helmet
***Chorus***
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That’s Why Religion Works
(Oviedo)
Tommy was born into
A family of alcoholics,
He battled with an
Overflow of booze and drugs,
Till he decided he needed
Help or he would die,
Then he saw the add
That said “only God can help”,
And he then decided
He would give it a try… Yeah!
Mary was a poor soul
Molested since she was young,
With a lack of self esteem
She turned to sex for
Approval & security,
Now just a cheap whore
She knew she needed more,
A friend told her about,
Khrist & the perfect church
For her &her troubled soul.
Pre-Chorus:
Religion,
It gives meaning
To the lost,
It gives sense,
To the weak,
Gives security
To the unsecure,
And a stop sign
To the ones
without control
Chorus:
It makes a path
For those on a
Road to destruction
And places a forced
Meaning on life
That’s why religion works!
John was a workaholic
A man worked and worked,
Without a purpose in life
A lot of money and nothing
To spend it on,
Then he saw the tv and
Said “that’s it”,
This is my answer to life,
I can donate my way
Into a nice, comfortable
Salvation, Yeah!
*** Pre-Chorus***
*** Chorus***
Bridge:
But the path taken
To become righteous
Doesn’t really exist
And the men who
Create the so-called
Path merely deceit
The poor souls that
Actually follow
***Solo***
Jane was diagnosed with
A rare disease and told,
She had six months to live
Struggling with life and death,
Issues she turned to religion
After all they heal the sick,
If you truly believe
And if I am too late,
I can be saved from
Forever burning in hell…Yeah!
*** Pre-Chorus***
*** Chorus(2X)***
Outro:
Deceit and false hope
Can be a powerful weapon,
Mostly if you guarantee
The impossible by simply
Stating that divine forces
Will assist the process… Yeah!
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