The Mechanical Khrist
Lyrics

 

 

Part III: The Fucking Shit Hits the Fan

 

Previous

 

F. E. A. R.
(Oviedo)

They are on the prowl
Looking for krazies cuz
The khristians now own it all
And they want change
They want people to look alike
They want people to speak alike
No time for thinkers or radicals
It’s the new end of days
They are the new rulers
They govern it all
Just in the time of Hitler
We’ll get our just deserved

Chorus 1:

Fuck Everything And Repent
Cuz the world is not against you
Fuck Everything And Repent
This is the year of our lord

They are the authority
Armed with a holy badge and gun
Ready to kill every motherfucker
That doesn’t obey their fucking laws
Arresting the fornicators,
The perpetrators
The fagots that
just wouldn’t convert
your time is up
So get ready to receive
Your holy beating
… Shut the fuck up!!!!

Chorus 2:

Fuck Everything And Repent
God is waiting for you
Fuck Everything And Repent
You haven’t a minute to spare

Bridge:

God is coming,
Don’t get caught
With your dick
In your hand

The krazies are dead
So are the other religions
The khristians have control
Or should I say the Khrist’s
Neo-Nazis that want it all
Converting everyday life
Into one big circus show
Taking their God-like beliefs
Into your own home
Making you a victim
Of your own beliefs
And thoughts


***Chorus 1***

***Chorus 2***

***Bridge/Outro***
 
R.E.P.E.N.T.
(Oviedo)

They have taken the north
Now they’re after the world,
Going to India, Italy, & France
More man power than the
Catholics, the Jews or Monks
They are building non-believer
Concentration camps
I believe they call them C.H.U.R.C.H.

Chorus:

Receive a God-like
Enema from the
Pastor while the
Elders of the church
Negotiate your new life
Terms and obligations

I see the children walking by
With non-believer tattooed
On their backs
They ride their bikes to school
Cuz the bus only transports
The righteous and kind
The streets are full of people
But there are no souls left alive
This is the dawn of the new
Khristian life

***Chorus****

***Solo***

I hear the bombs being dropped today
On China, Russia, and Iraq
All the countries that refused to convert
This is their punishment,
Their rightly deserved,
Being tortured and killed
For not trusting in a man-made God
Tis the rules of the spiritually unkind

***Chorus***

***Outro***

 

 

 

 

 

   
The Khristian Show
(Oviedo)

It’s Saturday night
Time to get roughty
Let your hair down
Come down and boogie
At the Khristian Show
With Khrist and friends
Recite bible verses
Listen to Elders speak

Pre-Chorus:

But make sure you leave
Your identity at home
No nose rings or piercings
That’s Satan’s work

Chorus:

It’s the Khristian Show
See all over the world
Takes you to school
Only preaches the word

Be a good boy now
And please pray at night
Help me to end all the freedom
That once was alright

Pre-Chorus 2:

Study the bible
And please go to church
Don’t think about porn now
Now is too late

***Chorus***

Bridge:

Thought you were once
An individual man
Now look at the masses
And join them at once
Don’t think about _____
That’s a thing of the past
Think all the pure thoughts
Before you all die
Take back your life
And end all that’s bad
That includes logic
Thoughts about man

So kill all your dreams
Cuz there is no hope
Just give in to them
Give your life to Khrist

Pre-chorus 3:

You are no longer
Just one man, you have
Now become part
Of the body of Khrist

***Chorus***

***Solo/Outro***
 
God Speaks
(Oviedo)

He sits in the corner
Cigarette in his hand
Thinking what he did wrong
Earth was a peaceful place
Full of hopes and Dreams
Then he created man
And with it he created sin

Pre- Chorus:

He ponders
Why did I save ‘em
I bled for nothing

Chorus:

Heaven’s full of
Forgiven sinners
That went to church
And pretended to be good
Salvation tickets
Handed left and right
To the man with
The most cash

He sees all the panic
The  Khristians have caused
Created hysteria
A new world war
Where are the leaders?
And who’s this so called khrist?
Converting all sinners
As a new way of life

***Pre-Chorus***

***Chorus***

Bridge:

Sick of the lies
Drugs and fornication
Taking advantage
Of many confused souls
Making them slaves
Treating ‘em like scum
Puttin’ ‘em to shame

He takes a drag
As he ponders
How to eliminate
Mankind
“The end written” He said
But that’s   
Too little for
Such and ungratefull
Bunch of   *****

Outro (Gods Speaks):

Mankind,
I have come to
Deliver a message
Forgive me for being unkind
I am just returning the favor
The end is here,
You won’t like
What you find
Things are returning
To normal
So for now,
Good-Bye…
 
   
He's Keeping His Promise
(A Promise Fulfilled)
(Oviedo)

I’m sitting in a chair
Locked up in my room
Hearing the screams outside
Pounding at the door to be let in
The lost souls created
Their salvation, their healer
They wished for their salvation
They wanted the promised land
They didn’t see, they didn’t realize
That through their selfish motives
What they created
Was actually…
Their end
They are being rounded up
To be questioned
To be asked “why?”
Why make it come?
Weren’t they satisfied
Didn’t they have enough?
Was the money not good enough?
Was the life full of emptiness
Full of broken promises
Promises made to them by
Their so-called god
Promises that were brought
Shared by their leader
The master of the pack

Chorus:

He’s keeping his promise
He’ll come in the end
So live you life
Enjoy you what you have
Take a sip and chill
Take a sit and relax
You just gotta believe
Well, that’s if you got faith

I called the pastor today
But no one picked up
Did they get to him?
Or did his faith give up on him?
The leaders of the so-called church
No one seems to know
No one is speaking cuz
Fear is all they have left
Faith, now a thing of the past
Left like last weeks trend
Taking a break from being raped
Discarded and completely destroyed

***Chorus***

Bridge:

Can’t trust in their faith
Can’t rely on their morals
Can’t see their real deeds
Can’t make out a motive
Human will always be human
They err time and time again
If they saw themselves in that light
They would give up on perfection
They wouldn’t search for the answer
They would stop looking for khrist

He will come
Like thief in the night
So time is not of essence
And living is only an option
Making it through the day
Without wishing you were dead
It get harder and harder
But why did it have to be this way?
Think about your life
Think about friends
Then think what you did
Think it again and again
And again and again

***Chorus***
 
Credits/Prologue
(Oviedo)

If you turned on the Tele
And the show was about to begin
The man would start to speak
And the crowd would go wild
He’d save lives
He’d heal the sick
He’d preach the word
And thousands would convert
But what happens when your
Savior claims to be
bigger than god?
Does he get banned from
the local  church?
Or does he become
a national hero?

Chorus:

In the dark realms
Of the Human heart
Lies the ability to become God
Look Nero, look at Stalin
Examine Hitler, dissect Castro
All winners of the masses
The masses that are the majority
The same thoughts from
one single body
The same body that can
be referred to as…
The body of Khrist

The preacher man
Now ex-crack dealer man
Taking money from the weak
Guess something’s never change
Something’s never gonna change,
So tell me
Did the blessing really
Come from above
Or from depths of
The offering box?
Now, where was god
in all of this?
He was making some popcorn
Wondering why his favorite TV
Show was not on the Tele
I’m not blaming my maker
But khristians keep blaming
Satan and the Godless
When they should be living out
Their pathetic, little lives
Just like the rest of us

***Chorus***
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

Previous