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I am the great chameleon….
I am the bitch, the gentleman,
The whore and the saint,
The woman, the man,
All rolled into one,
I have a cock but
I can suck one too,
I like pussy but
You can lick mine too,
And why am I like this?
Because I have a brain
And a fuckin’ pulse bitch!

 

"I too take comfort in being delusional and in seeing things that are not actually there…"

 

"Lyrics... The alternative to telling you that I fucking hate your guts!!!"

 

"You had your fingers crossed when you said you loved me…"

 

"When you get tired of looking for Mr./Mrs. Right, you create him/her in your mind with the first fucker that comes around!!!"

 

"Apologizing is not my Fucking Forte!!!"

 

Happiness makes you conform…
Sadness, depression makes

you either
kill yourself or to change your
surroundings…

The perfect grounds
for a new beginning...…

 

"I don’t drown in sorrow…
I dwell in it for it is the house of my Lord and Savior!!!"

 

"It’s a dog eat dog world…
And the animal with the biggest teeth wins!!!"

 

"You don’t teach people lessons by bringing them down, but it’s a start!!!"

 

"That which can make you can also kill you…"

 

"True faith is something that can only be taught through experiences and how each individual deals with it, which in turn makes him/her believe or turn away…"

 

"Humans that don’t know what the fuck is going on in their own planet are a dime a dozen…"

 

"A Business is a not truly a Business 'til it gets big and the Creators becomes Greedy...

That’s when it has reached it full Potential…"

 

"And if I die tomorrow and I am denied entrance into the Holy Kingdom cuz I didn’t attend His Institution, then I will gladly burn in hell cuz that’s where I belong…"

 

"And then you walked out cuz I tried to please everybody, but then again, you can’t be everyone’s Messiah…"

 

"Spirituality is just a state of mind, nothing more, nothing else…"

 

"If you lived forever, far beyond this existence, why the fuck would you appreciate life and live each moment as if it was your last?"

 

"Holy Crap…
The shit that comes out of Religion, God’s ass!!!"

 

"I’m tired of getting righteously Fucked by God… Maybe I’ll return for more, but in the mean time I have to wait for my spiritual anus to get healed…"

 

"I’m an individualistic God…"

 

"You are being royally sodomized by your own thoughts and beliefs…"

 

"Not even the happiest fucking though will help you when you are staring down the barrel of your own death, just waiting till you expire…

It’s times like these that your faith is questioned and the real you comes out, as opposed to Happy-Go-Lucky piece of shit you pretend to be…"

 

"Some would say that my hatred for the Church and a Fucking Sadistic God makes me a Satanist…

But contrary to popular belief, I embrace life, the power of the human soul and the potential that exists inside us all…

As far as idiotic, politically correct names, take your pick…

Whatever suits your fancy…"

 

"Forgiveness is all in the eye of the beholder…"

 

"What doesn’t fucking kill you only makes you wonder why you gave a fuck in the first place…

Either that or why you gave a fuck about such petty crap…"

 

 

I have a couple of explanations for what people call aliens...

One is that they are us a couple of millennia ahead of us living in the same place we now call home… they are traveling back in time to either warn us, research the past or just to say “you guys are doing OK...”

But when they arrive, they crash and die and we are just left puzzled and at the same time glad that they crashed so we could recreate their technology and in turn advance our own every time they crash… the ones that live past the crash either get their message before we kill them or maybe their language is so advanced we just think that everything they say sounds like a
threat… Or maybe they come from a planet eons ahead of us in everything… But in all the cases, we kill them cuz they seem like a threat or for convenience… To advance thehuman race! But in every case it’s human nature, the curiosity in us that becomes our greatest enemy!

 

"You say you’re my friend but I don’t know what’s going on, and what you are really thinking… Am I really your friend or just another loser you keep around for shits and giggles?!?!?"

 

"There’s sadness in happiness and happiness in sadness…"

 

"When best friends constantly backstab you, the love of your life keeps leaving you and co-workers from different jobs keep looking at you in a funny way, maybe the problem is not within them, but rather closer to home… Yours!!!"

 

"You always though you were working for the Lord while you kept me alive through all this disease, when you in fact, were doing Satan’s bidding!!!"

 

"Isn’t that how it works? You get pardoned by the guy whose dick you just sucked?"

 

"Sometimes to dig our own graves, all we have to do is simply exist…"

 

"True religion doesn’t have a 24/7 Customer Service Line… Unfortunately such a belief system is yet to be created…"

 

"Church is the end of your individual thoughts and the beginning of someone else’s…"

 

"I am the quintessential nobody…"

 

"And when my friendship wasn’t enough you slit your wrists and smoked a blunt…"

 

"God’s taking a shit in the stall next to you, so why are you praying to a God that’s just in as much shit as you are?!?!"

 

"God’s a sadistic asshole who gets his kicks by giving you hope just so he can laugh when he takes it away…"

 

"I’m not worried about technology but rather about it’s creators and his ideologies…"

 

"You might not be the answer to poverty but you certainly bring sunshine into a world I once only saw as black with hope of it one day being cloudless…"

 

"Even the most selfless being ever put on this earth was made of flesh… So is that worshiping a God or just a beautiful human being???"

 

"I am your newly elected Savior!!!"

 

"When the individual gets tired of being alone in his/her thoughts, he/she starts to see mankind as a disease that needs to be healed by something out of this world… That’s where God comes in with his sheep, making him/her feel like they are part ofsomething greater… the body of Khrist."

 

"I embrace the Non Believer…"

 

"I don’t need a group of people and a false belief to make me whole nor do I need the approval of another being in order to feel at peace with myself…

All I need is my heart and mind…

My own person, a reflecting G-O-D…"

 

"Yeah, but then again, you don’t choose the life you have, but rather it’s just thrown on your lap and you are left to deal with the mess…"

 

"Well, it’s been my reality for sometime now although I try to see past that, but so much shit keeps being thrown at me that sometimes you stop believing in the silver lining and just see darkness as the only truth…"

 

"I have all my things packed and the only thing left to say is good-bye…"


 

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